Hoja de vida bestiarista

By Maoqui
Con la escasez laboral que se vive hoy en día en el país, les solicito a ustedes, almas caritativas, se sirvan ayudar a un gran amigo mío a conseguir trabajo. A continuación su hoja de vida:


EDAD: 26 AÑOS
ESTADO CIVIL: CASADO 3 VESES
ACTUALMENTE EN UNION LIBRE
HIJOS: 5 CHINOS
TIPO DE SANGRE: ROJA NORMAL SIN SIDA
OJOS: VERDES (POR LA NOCHE) Y ESPRESIBOS
CABELLO: A LA MODA
TES: DE TILA, MANSANILLA Y YERBAS
COMPLECSION: ATLETICA, TIRANDO A CUAJADITO
ESTADO DE SALUD: UN POCO PAILA PERO MAMEY GRASIAS A MI DIOS
DOMISILIO: CAYE 134D SUR No. 86BIS-58 ESTE.
CASA No. 4 PUERTA DE YIERRO AZUL
BARRIO EL ENCANTO III
TELEFONO: 712-34-56
DEJAR RECADO CON DOÑA YAKELIN QUE ES VECINA
O CON CAREPIZZA QUE ES MI PARCERO

ESTUDIOS
• EL BACHILLERATO NO LO TERMINE POR CASARME CON SHIRLY YOBANA. QUEDE EN SEPTIMO.

OTROS ESTUDIOS:
• DOCTRINA DEL AMOR DE JESÚS EN EL TEMPLO DE LA SAGRADA FAMILIA.
• PRIMEROS AUCCILIOS EN LA CRUS BERDE.
• GUITARRA FASIL (MANÁ, VILMA PALMA, CHAYANNE Y JUANES).
• JAPONES EN TRES DIAS (CON EJEMPLOS).
• SE MANEJAR MOTO, BICICLETA, PATINETA Y PATIN DEL DIABLO.
• SE MANEJAR JUEGOS PIROOTECNICOS COMO TOTES, CHISPITAS, VOLADORES, MARRANITOS, ROSITAS CHINAS, VOLCANES, CULEBRAS, ROMPEOIDOS Y HAGO EL CAMINITO DEL DIABLO.

ESPERIENCIA LABORAL EN TRABAJOS:
• TRABAJE EN EL CIRCO DE LOS HNOS. TAMAYO DANDOLE DE COMER AL BURRO Y COMO ASISTENTE DE LA MUJER MAS PEQUEÑITA DE SURAMERICA (LA ENANA MARIELA).
• ESTUVE PARTICIPANDO EN EL PROGRAMA COMICO CALLEJERO DE LAGRIMITA COMO EL PERSONAJE “LAGAÑITA”.
• FUI ASISTENTE DEL COORDINADOR LOGISTICO ESTRATEGICO DE LAS CABINAS ALO-SI-COMUNICATE.COM
• PARTISIPE EN UN PROLLECTO DE IRRADIASION DE RALLOS GAMMA CON COBALTO 60 EN EL INSTITUTO NACIONAL DE INVESTIGACION NUCLEAR DE CHOCONTÁ. PERO DESDE ENTONCES ME DAN ATAQUES EPILEPTICOS Y NO CONTROLO MI DEFECASION.
• ACTUALMENTE ME DECEMPEÑO COMO CALIBRADOR DE RUTA EN EL SEMÁFORO DE LA CRA. 12 SUR CON CAYE 54BIS (AL FRENTE DEL CENTRO COMERCIAL VARIEDADES Y ALGO MAS) DE LA RUTA UNICENTRO-ANDINO-ENGATIVA-SAO-VENESIA-BOSA -SOACHA.

AFISIONES Y JOVIS:
• SOY INCHA DE NACIONAL DE CORASON Y HASTA LA MUERTE.
• JUEGO A DARME GATOS Y ESCUPIRNOS CON MIS PRIMOS.
• COLECCIONO LAS AVENTURAS DE CAPULINITA, EL GRAFITTISSS Y EL 1000 Y UN CHISTES PICANTES.
• JUEGO COMO DEFENSA CENTRAL CARRILERO (COMO CHICHO SERNA) EN UN EQUIPO DE MICRO DEL BARRIO.
• LOS FINES DE SEMANA HASEMOS PIG-NIC EN EL PARQUE EL TINTAL CON TODOS LOS PARSEROS DEL BARRIO PROVIDENCIA, EL LUCERO Y RINCÓN DE VENESIA TERCER SECTOR.

BUSCO CHAMBA DE:
• DIRECTOR GENERAL DE UNA EMPRESA INTERNACIONAL GRANDE.
• FIRMAR DOCUMENTOS IMPORTANTES YMANDAR A LA SEÑORA DEL ASEO POR TAMALES Y MECATO.
• MODELO PROFECIONAL O GUARDAESPALDAS DE ALGUNA ARTISTA COMO EN LA PELICULA DEL GUARDAESPALDAS.
• AMANTE PROFECIONAL O YIGOLO QUE LLAMAN.
• O YA DE PLANO SENADOR O CONGRESISTA.


POR FABOR NESESITO EL TRABAJO O SINO DE LO CONTRARIO TENDRE QUE BOLVERME DELINCUENTE Y NO VA CON MI IMAGEN GRACIAS.

BRAYAN ESNEIDER MOYA DIESGRANADOS
 

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    Esa hoja de vida fue parte de una cadena de correos de hace como 6 meses... chiste viejo y quemado.
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    y la lista sube...
    primero el cuajinais, ahora viejo esneider... es ke no hay trabajo alá!!!
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    esa es su hoja de vida don maoqui
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